Worst Job of the Week

Hustle and Flow…
There are women who think that they are, “heavy bleeders” during their menstrual cycle. So I’m the lucky bastard working in the lab who gets to extract the blood from these used pads and tampons from the horrendous poonannies, in hopes that a pharmaceutical drug can be developed to inhibit the amount of blood loss. This is definately the worst situation that has ever flowed my way (pun very much intended). To think that these feminine products sit at ROOM TEMPERATURE FOR 30 DAYS before I get to them! Let’s just say that I’m never hungry in the morning. —Chris

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